David Copperfield Has A Complicated Way Of Picking Up Chicks

October 23, 2007 / Posted by:
TMZ reports that the reason the FBI seized some computers and a digital camera from David Copperfield's warehouse may have something to do with the complicated way he picks up chicks.
Sources say during his show at the MGM Grand David will pick ladies from the audience to take part in his show. He'll use code words like "mama" and his assistants will mark on a map backstage where they are sitting. After the show the girls are brought back where they are quizzed. 
The women are told that they might be used in a show when David comes to their hometown. Their pictures are taken with a digital camera and they are asked all sorts of questions like "what kind of cologne do they like" and where do they like to vacation and shit.
The FBI may be investigating if the woman David allegedly assaulted in the Bahamas is one of the women David brought onstage.  
Creepy and complicated. Usually freaks have a strange and methodical way of picking up their chicks. He likes to be in control.
I mean wouldn't going up to a woman and saying "I am David Copperfield. I am famous and rich and I want to do sex to you" work faster? 
He's all shades twisted.
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