Sad Eyes

October 22, 2007 / Posted by:
 
This is about as sexy as Katie Holmes get. A barely see-through that probably belongs to Tom. It looks like something he'd wear to bed. TomKat are still on their NYC takeover tour where Katie was led by the gay, Nazi elf last night. 
 
Suri made an appearance earlier in the night where she shot me a wink. I think that's code for "bring the car around back while I stuff my shit in my suitcase and put a Teddy Ruxpin doll under my bed covers."  Suri put a Dora the Explorer doll in your bed instead. I think Tommy's butthole can spot a bear a mile away. 
 
 
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