Frozen Whore
October 22, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Paris Hilton recently said that she invested some money into the Cryonics Institute which freezes dumb whores in order to bring them back later.
Paris said she wants to be frozen with her two dogs, Cindrella and Tinkerbell.
"It's so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. And if you're immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved."
"My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years
."Isn't Paris already dead? Well, her brain is dead anyway. I hate to break it to you all, but this dumb whore is right. She is going to survive for thousands of years, because she already made a pact with the devil.
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Thanks Jamie
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