Your Afternoon Cheeto Report!

October 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Breaking! Brit is still a 100% mess and there's a slew of more stories to prove it.
First up is TMZ! They report that Brit's parenting coach has had it with her! The coach asked the judge this week if they could end home lessons since Brit was not listening. The judge didn't rule on that, so the coach went out to Malibu yesterday for their lesson, but there was no Brit! She also was
overheard telling someone when she left court last week, "Why didn't he (the Commissioner) lock down the building for me?"
Yeah, lock down the building with YOU in it! FOREVER!
Next up is People! KFed's lawyer has high hopes for Brit. He thinks she'll get her visitation rights back. He said, "She has complied with the part of the order [causing the suspension]. I expect that visitation will be reinstated."
Aww…KFed's lawyer is showing Britney some love. I mean she is paying his bill!
Come on up Fox News! You're next. Brit's album is apparently sitting at No. 76 on Amazon meaning there's not much advance interest on it. "Blackout" pops out on October 30th. Trick or Treat?! Her album being the trick.
Lastly, Idolator has a blow by blow of the commercial for Brit's new album. In the commercial they call her "The legendary Miss Britney Spears" and "Today's biggest star." Those jokes tell themselves.
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