The Valley Is No Place For A Richie Baby

October 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Nicole Richie's daddy, Lionel, is going to buy his daughter and her unborn baby a house in a gated community. Lionel wants Nicole and the baby to be safe, so he's looking for something gated in Century City.
Nicole is currently staying with Joel in Glendale, but she doesn't want a Valley baby.
A source said, "She recently leased out her West Hollywood condo, and, while she likes living at Joel's bachelor pad in Glendale, she doesn't want to raise her baby in the Valley. 
What a dumb twat! I was raised in the Valley and look how I turned out……scratch that. Get that baby out of the Valley Nicole!  
Here's Nicole protecting her baby with a pillow at an airport in Australia yesterday. Bitch needs new glasses bad. Everytime I see her wearing those hideous spectacles I can't help but think of that famous monkey picture! They are twins! Throw a beat ass wig on him and voila! I mean he's already got the "grouch face" down.  
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