Lindsay Lohan Used Her Vagina To Steal My Man!!!

October 18, 2007 / Posted by:
This is the chick that claims Lindsay Lohan stole her fiancee from right under her. Breanna Tierney spoke to The National Enquirer and bitch lays it on thick. Breanna first met HOHAN at a patients meeting.
She said, "She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying to be my friend. It didn't seem sincere at all.

"A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to 'take a break.' I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay." 

Breanna and Riley were together for three years and planning to spend their life together until HOHAN's vagina came along.
"But when he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque — that was it, we were done. Lindsay has no morals and needs some serious help — besides drug rehab — for all her other problems." 
I always say if you're not gonna eff your boyfriend in the stairwell at a rehab facility, somebody else will!
Breanna ends this tell-all by basically confirming Riley never wanted her ass. He gave her a CZ engagement ring! "I wanted to scream when the jeweler told me the stones were cheap cubic zirconias." 
That's too bad, because bitch could've pawned off that ring and got herself a nose job. Maybe then Riley would love her. Don't worry Breanna, Riley will come sniffing back to you after HOHAN's thunder thighs kick him to the curb. Unfortunately, he'll be coming back to you with a little disease grown between his legs….but at least you'll have him!
Thanks Stoney
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