Just Die

October 18, 2007 / Posted by:
The producers of Xanadu on Broadway are putting together a musical stage version of the Nicole Kidman film "To Die For." The 1995 film was based on the novel by Joyce Maynard. It starred Nicole, Joaquin Phoenix, Ileana Douglas Casey Affleck and Matt Dillon.
The musical team was not announced, but one of the show's producers said, "If ever there was a larger than life character, destined to belt out her songs on Broadway, it’s the character of Suzanne Maretto—a woman who recognized the power of reality television about twenty years ahead of the rest of America. I feel excited, watching the story I wrote and the characters I created taking shape for the stage."
The movie was about this hot bitch who seduces a student into killing her husband. It was kind of hot and probably Nicole's best work.
I will only approve of this if Joaquin reprises his role as the teenager she seduces. Meaning he has to lose all that fat, get off the sauce, stop being such a dick and take a shower once in a while.
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