October 18, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
28-year-old Claire Danes started therapy when she was just 6 when her parents found out she was scared of her imaginary friends. This bitch is so annoying that even her imaginary friends hate her ass!
Claire said, "I was getting to be a bit of a neurotic mess, so my parents thought therapy might do me good. But ultimately I became more scared of my therapists than I was of these imaginary creatures."
Claire studied psychology at Yale and still attends weekly therapy sessions which she says have helped her be a better actress.
Claire needs to up her therapy sessions, because she recently said she will only act when the weather is "just right."
"Occasionally I get it right as an actress and feel proud of what I’ve done. But the conditions have to be just right. I have to be working with a director who is really capable and attentive. The weather has to be just so and the other actors have to be great. Then, for some reason, it works and I feel wonderful. But then something changes and I go back to square one again."
Claire is nuts. She seems like the type that would suffer a major breakdown if her shoes weren't lined up correctly or the labels in her kitchen cabinet weren't facing forward. She should try pulling that stick out of her ass and maybe….just maybe…all her problems would go away!