TomKat Never Say No

October 17, 2007 / Posted by:
In this week's UsWeekly they tell us about the glamorous life of Suri Cruise. It's not all batteries and aliens, you know?
A source claims that when Suri was a baby instead of giving her breast milk they gave her a mixture of barley water, milk and corn syrup. This was one of L. Ron Crazy's recipes.
Add some vodka in there and you got yourself a delicious cocktail! A Scientini!
Suri also gets whatever she wants. A friend of TomKat's said that they barely ever say no to her. L. Ron Crazy tells parents to be their friend and supportive. Parents disciplines their alien offspring by not yelling at them, but explaining to them that wrong actions are bad.
The source said, “Suri pretty much does whatever she wants, whenever she wants. If she fusses before bed, they let her stay up later. If they want her to go swimming and she cries, they’ll take her out. If she whines about food, they’ll ask her what else she wants to eat. They always want to please her.”
YES! Suri will grow up to be a GRADE A Hollywood brat. I can't wait. I'll be sitting in my wheelchair in the retirement home getting a kick out of seeing this girl completely rebel. Tommy Girl probably made her sign a confidentiality agreement at birth, but that won't stop her!  
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