He’s Got My Vote

October 17, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Stephen Colbert announced on his show last night that he was running for President in 2008. He will run in South Carolina and said he will only campaign in that state. He also said he would run as a Democrat and Republican, so that he could lose twice.
 
He said, "After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!"
"I am from South Carolina, I am for South Carolina and I defy any other candidate to pander more to the people of South Carolina."
 
Finally a bitch I can finally vote for! I hope he has a Presidential sex scandal with video!
 
Click here to see the video
 
Source: E! News
 
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