Girl, Don’t Lie

October 17, 2007 / Posted by:

America’s favorite tap dancer, Larry Craig, was interviewed by Matt Lauer last night with his wife, Suzanne Craig. Homegirl is trying hard to make us believe he never went toe tapping in that bathroom. I see the twinkle in his toes. I know he can toe tap with the best of them! Savion Glover watch it now!

Larry denies he’s a homo and he denies he’s bi-sexual. Please! I see the way he’s looking at Matt. He’s only thinking one thing during that entire interview “Damn, I wanna toss some Lauer salad.”

Towleroad has a transcript and a blow-by-blow (pun intended) of the interview. I was too busy staring at Suzanne Craig to really pay attention. If you told me that was Larry Craig in drag, I would believe your ass. You know Larry wears the shit out of her dresses!

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