Dog Wars

October 17, 2007 / Posted by:

Stop Ellen stop!!!! Ellen Degeneres broke down in tears on her show yesterday, because a dog she adopted and gave to her hair stylist’s daughter was taken away by the adoption agency. The agency claims Ellen broke a contract by not returning the dog, Iggy, to the agency if the pet didn’t work out. Iggy didn’t work out, because he didn’t get along with Ellen’s pussies.

Ellen’s tears seriously made my coal heart ache. A lawyer for the agency says Ellen’s tears are all an act reports Page Six. The Mutts & Moms agency claims Ellen’s publicist was doing all the dirty work sending them threatening voice mails.

“Ellen’s lying. She is using her power and her access to the media to destroy this agency in the media. This is a woman who has signed many seven-figure contracts. She knows what she signed.”

After Ellen’s tearful plea was aired, the agency was bombarded with phone calls and threats from Ellenloonies. One fan said, “You slimeball bitches are not worthy of living. How dare you make Ellen cry. Give Iggy back!”

I told all of you! Don’t mess with the lesbian gang! They are for real.

Ellen will once again go on her show today to ask for Iggy back. It’s times like this I ask myself “What would Oprah do?” Well, Oprah would probably ruin that dog agency for life forcing the owner to live on the streets and beg for her life. Therefore Ellen, keep on! Keep on!

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