Why Doesn’t Brit Brit Cover Her Coochie Cat?

October 16, 2007 / Posted by:
One of Britney Spears' longtime friends, Tuesday Knight, spoke to InTouch about why BS doesn't wear panties. Wait…Tuesday Knight?! The actress?! That bitch was in one of the greatest short-lived shows of the 90s "2000 Malibu Road" with Drew Barrymore. Ok, I doubt it's her.
InTouch says Tuesday is a jewelry designer and has been friends with BS since 2003.
She said, “The underwear thing is ridiculous — and I’ve told her! “I’ve said, ‘You cannot walk into a store wearing just a shirt with your underwear off.’ I’ve told her that no one will take her seriously when she does this.”
 “Britney doesn’t need to do it and she knows it’s stupid. But she says that she just doesn’t like to wear underwear.” 
Yeah, I don't either! But I'd rather wear underwears than get my nuts caught on the zipper and if I was a chick I'd rather wear panties than have the flies build a nest in my open coochie! That's no excuse!
Tuesday goes on to tell us that BS is a good mother. “Britney has always been a good mother. I want people to know that she’s the better parent — not Kevin!” Tuesday adds, “Britney asked me, ‘Doesn’t anybody get to see this part of me?’ The answer is, no, they don’t. People just read about her not wearing underwear.”
I knew Britney when she and Kevin first met. She remade her entire life so it was all about him. She didn’t even want to sign a prenup. Since then, I’ve watched her spiral downward.” 
Tuesday Knight darling! Since you're such a good friend of BS, you need to cover her vagina and then get her a damn shrink! Come into the light and out of the Knight. AHAHAHAH! Seriously, what kind of friend goes blabbing to the weeklies? That's why BS needs a gay. I'd tell that bitch just it T-I-S to her meth face! 
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