October 16, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Ricky Martin got his star on the Santa Monica Blvd. Gay Walk of Fame today. NO! Ricky's major. It was on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in front of the Kodak Theater. He's the 2,351st star!
I love Ricky and think he's hot sometimes….but he needs to cut that 'do. He's looking like a gay COCKatoo. Polly want a cracker and by cracker I mean 10-inch dick.
And did he go to the Jessica Simpson school of posing? Close that mouth! Ricky, I know your mouth automatically opens when you get on your knees, but keep it under control! You're in public and there's childrens around!
I kid…I kid!
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