Save Rwanda!

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton sat down with Newsweek to discuss her upcoming 5-day trip to Rwanda. She's really going. I thought this snatch was joking. Paris will travel to Rwanda on a charity mission next month. Oh and she's bringing the cameras with her.
She said, "I'm scared, yeah. I've heard it's really dangerous. I've never been on a trip like this before. I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me."
So I guess this means this country has decided to destroy Rwanda for good by sending the ATOMIC SKANKBOMB! Can't we just trick her and say she's going to Rwanda, but really send her to Pluto. She won't know the difference!
She also talked about transforming herself for that new movie she's in. She said, "You should have seen me yesterday. I had a melted face all cut up with scars. I looked horrible. It was so embarrassing."
Horrible? That sounds like an improvement.  
That picture of Paris looks like it was made using ten different people. It's like a witness protection program picture. You ain't fooling me Parasite! 
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