Amy Wino Is Making Romanian Orphans Go Bald!

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Amy Wino's cracked out beehive was made using hair from poor, innocent Romanian orphans! Wino found out that often children at an orphanage in Romania have to cut all their hair off in order to make extensions for Western women. When Wino found out she agreed to give $100,000 to buy more hair before the jig is up! No, she donated the money to help the orphans.
A source said, "Amy met a lovely lady from the group Beauty Hurts and they started chatting about the real hair racket.

"She had no idea orphans were exploited. She knows where her weave comes from and to be honest, it's the US where most of the unethically culled hair ends up but she still wanted to help."

Paris, Wino, Brit Brit, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and the rest of those skanks are single-handedly making orphans bald!

I'm sure orphan hair doesn't come cheap! Wino is wasting her money, because no matter what it's going to look like a bed full of pubes. Hey! That's an idea! We should put out a line of pube weaves! Those dumb whores won't know the difference. We'll call it Snatch Patches! Move over Paves!  

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