Tara Reid Is Funny

October 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Tara Reid told FHMonline that she never ended up like Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, because she knows the right way to party.
"I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris [Hilton] or Lindsay [Lohan] is that I'm not stupid, so I'd never do a lot of the things those girls do. You'll never read a story about me going out and partying when I'm supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day, never. But when I'm not working, why shouldn't I have fun? Am I supposed to stay at home and live in a cage?"
"I was a party girl, but I played by the rules. Yeah. Like, Lindsay makes $15 million a movie, so why doesn’t she have a driver? I don’t get it. If you get drunk, that’s fine, but don’t drive. They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who don’t let them get themselves in trouble."
That Tara is such a comedian! What job?
I mean didn't she have a job where she had to get drunk?! On that Taradise crap on E! she was getting paid to party and be a drunk wreck! 
Source: Page Six
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