Tweezer Magic

October 13, 2007 / Posted by:
Asshole Simpson's rep has denied that the 23-year-old uses botox to smooth down wrinkles in her forehead and make her eyes look wider. Her rep says it's the magic of the tweezer.
"Ashlee has never had Botox in her life. She credits her eyebrows to her makeup artist who is a whiz with the tweezer."
She may not get botoxed, but she should look into it. That nose job is falling fast and maybe a few ounces of snake venom would pull that shit back up. While they are poking at her they might as well Botox her fucking lips shut too. Oh, both lips! We don't want anymore Simpsons in this world!
Source: Us Weekly
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