Shiny Happy People

October 13, 2007 / Posted by:
Natalie Portman's make-up bitch must hate her ass. It looks like they laid her out, sprayed her down with a gallon of bronzer, slapped on some eyeshadow and finished her off with a little Hello Kitty lip gloss.
The back isn't any better. Did bitch get her dress and hair caught in the escalator coming up? That being said, I don't mind this know-it-all bitch. I actually think she's sort of cute. I'm only saying that, because those eyebrows would definitely beat me in a knife fight. 
Here's Nat American Cinematheque Award in Beverly Hills last night. Julia Roberts was also there and I can't say anything bad about that wench. She minds her own. 
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