October 13, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
According to Young, Black and Fabulous Lauryn Hill is knocked up with baby number FIVE! This is her fifth with estranged boyfriend, Rohan Marley, son of Bob. Baby number five will join Zion, Selah, Joshua and John as the Marley children.
This will be Rohan's 7th kid. His daddy had 11 kids. Come on Rohan, 5 more to go! Beat that record.
Apparently, Rohan has skipped off to Ethiopia leaving Lauryn knocked up and alone.
Lauryn! Why the hell did you have to get with Rohan again?! I thought they were done. Lauryn is straight-up dickmatized. No wonder this bitch has hopped into first class on the crazy train.
Condoms folks, they don't hurt.