Don’t Ever Marry Heather Mills
October 12, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Heather Mills and Paul McCartney's divorce battle will head to trial next February. The two spent all day yesterday trying to settle this mess behind closed doors. Heather reportedly refused to agree to a gag order as part of the settlement. Bitch wants to write a tell-all!
She also reportedly turned down a $60 Million deal. It's been reported that she will get anywhere from $40 Million to $140 Million. The divorce settlement could become Britian's biggest. They were married in 2002.
Heather is a gold-digging, blood sucking, heartless, hip hopping witch and I think I love her. Get that cash! That's what Paul gets for not signing a damn pre-nup. You have to deal with greedy witches like Heather!
Source: Reuters
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