Keep Her Away From Me

October 11, 2007 / Posted by:
Last night was the Los Angeles premiere of "Rendeition" starring Jakey G and Reese Witherspoon. The two supposed exes kept their distance on the red carpet.  
I wish Jake would've kept his distance from that hideous pube beard. When will this trend end?! It's not hot! It's just not. He's just missing a lil' leather cap, a leather vest and some chaps! Full beards are not good on the inner thighs either. My inner thighs do not need to be exfoliated by a pube beard! 
Reese looks like Reese….cute…pretty….and boring as hell!  
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