What’s That I Hear? It’s White Oprah Losing Her Shit!

October 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Lindsay Lohan told OK! Magazine that she's cutting out the trash including Samantha Ronson and Britney Spears. Sources told OK! that Lindsay isn't stopping there. She's apparently cut her mother out too!
A source said, “Lindsay fired Dina as her manager. She is livid about all this press her mom is doing on this NYC apartment that she’ll never even live in; Dina even gave Access Hollywood a tour of the apartment two nights ago.”
When asked for a comment White Oprah responded with, "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ok…no, but you know the statement of the century is coming. The denials, the tears through the words, I can read it all now.
The source said that White Oprah may lose her reality show with E! now, because she promised them Lindsay would co-star with her. “They tolerate her simply to get to Lindsay – the REAL star in the family. When Lindsay found out about the show, she went mad at her mother. She is upset her mom would use her name and sign off on paperwork involving her career without even consulting her. The two haven’t even spoken in weeks except to fight.
Seriously what is White Oprah going to do without Lindsay's fame and drug connections? I'm thinking she's going to release her own sex tape. Hey, coke isn't cheap nowadays.
UPDATE: Lo's rep told TMZ that this shit is false and that White Oprah is still Lindsay's manager and mother. I'm going to choose to not believe this denial. My soul needs it. Just for right now!  
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Thanks Julie
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