For The Love Of Dog

October 10, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Brit Brit loves her pooch London more than her boys so says OK! Magazine. They claim that when Brit is told her dog isn't allowed into a restaurant she flips the hell out and starts crying hysterically.
 
A source said, “She cares more about London than her boys! She’ll let anyone hold Preston and Jayden, but has to really trust you for you to even touch London."
 
"If one of the boys is crying and London is barking, she’ll pick up London while the nanny calms the babies.”
 
The source went on to say that when told everything was going to be alright and she was going to get her boys back, Brit replied, "I don't give a shit anymore. I never wanted them in the first place."
 
Why didn't this "source" have a damn tape recorder, cell phone or anything. They could've just asked that dumb dumb to repeat what she just said INTO the tape recorder. She would've fallen for it and I would've had a new ringtone!
 
I asked my lazy bitch of a dog, Elvie, to do something with his life and call up London for a statement. Elvie told me to eff off, because he was too busy licking the area where his nuts used to be. No nuts Elvie! Hahaha!
 
I'm sure London would've just said "yelp" over and over again.
 
 
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