October 10, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
A source told Rush & Molloy that Charlie Sheen loves those "real dolls." Reportedly he paid $6,000 for one dressed in a cheerleader's outfit. Charlie tried to get two women to have a little foursome with the doll, but even those call girls wouldn't go that far.
The source said, "They couldn't stop laughing at him. Charlie got so mad that he ran the girls out of his house. Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll's hands off. He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body. They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a Dumpster."
What's funny about all of this is that the joint that makes those dolls, RealDolls.com has a male doll they call "Charlie." The Charlie doll dick is kind of wonky and short though. Just like the original! Click here to see it, but it's NSFW.
There's something not right about those dolls. They are going to come after Charlie for murdering one of their own! It's a Twilight Zone episode waiting to happen.
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