Three Dogs Go For A Walk
October 9, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
If Paris Hilton insists on carrying around Cindrella and Hendrix (it's sad that I know their names) everywhere she needs to invest in one of those hideous dog stroller things. I see that shit all over town and it's ridic! If your mutt is too lazy to walk his fat ass down the street something is seriously wrong. If it's come to that then maybe it's time you think about doggy lipo.
Here's Paris wearing something that most likely came out of the Austin Powers costume closet while shopping with Nicky Hilton or Lindsay Lohan yesterday. I can't tell. It's probably Nicky doing her best Lohan impression which is good. A fugly hat and fugly glasses to cover up the fug is Nicky's best bet.
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