Dayanara Torres Is A Hot Bitch

October 9, 2007 / Posted by:
JLo won't confirm that she's knocked up, but Skeletor's ex-wife will. Dayanara Torres confirmed to the Spanish-language press that homegirl was carrying.
When asked how her children took the news that they were going to have a half sibling she said, “They don’t know yet, as I barely found out yesterday. But I suppose they’re going to be very happy, because when my sister had her kid they were.”
Dayanara said she found out through JLo's assistant and her agent. JLo's agent, Jennifer Neiman, immediately went on damage control and told E! News,
“What happened was that the day before I had shown Dayanara the pictures which have been spreading through the Internet of Jennifer, and I warned her that, as had been published, she might be pregnant. I did it in case the children asked her. The eldest is six years old, and he hears the comments at school and on the press. But the truth is we know nothing.”
Uh huh! Daya is getting revenge!
Is it just me or does Skeletor look hotter, happier and healthier with Dayanara?  I mean he still looked like Ren from Ren and Stimpy, but a newly washed and fed Ren!
Thanks Patty
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