Lily Allen’s Daddy Used Her To Sell Drugs!

October 8, 2007 / Posted by:
Lily Allen's daddy, Keith Allen, said he used an eight-month old Lily to sell nitrate poppers! Keith would bring baby Lily along with him to the Glastonbury festival while he sold drugs and used her as a marketing tool.
He said, "I didn't see what was wrong with taking little Lily along with me as a sales tool rather like the homeless lads do with dogs." 
"Cute puppy guarantees punters will stop and stroke it and therefore give you money. Lil' sat next to the stall gurgling in a pushchair while I cranked up the sales patter and knocked out the lager."
Um…..I think I'd rather buy drugs from the homeless dude with the beat down dog than buy drugs with a baby staring at me. That's a buzz killer. 
This reminds of that hooker who turned tricks while her babies were in the backseat!!!! She even did coke off of one of their bellies while breastfeeding!
Sometimes you just gotta bring the kid to work!  
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