And God Gave Us Mandy Lynn!

October 8, 2007 / Posted by:

Last night was the premiere of “America’s Most Smartest Model” on Vh1. The show takes working models and makes them compete in challenges testing their brains and beauty. The show was pretty basic until the gorgeousness that is Mandy Lynn appeared on my TV screen. Suddenly this show became a hit in my eyes.

There were many, many great Mandy Lynn moments, but here’s my top 2. The first (above) is where Mandy Lynn introduces herself and tells the judges she’s most known for her work in “Playboy and wheel and tire catalogs.” Mandy is not just beauty! She’s brains too! She builds websites! Mandy honey, taking off your clothes in front of a webcam is not “building a website!” It’s “building a boner.

My second favorite Mandy Lynn moment is when the models are asked to recite as many things in a category as possible while walking down the catwalk. Mandy was given “things that are round” and she kept saying “balls, cherries, balloons, tires” over and over and over again! Hey! Bitch knows her limits and she felt if she just came up with a few things and repeated them over again it’ll be easier on her. She’s a genius!

Trust me! This 26-year-old girl is going to go far in the show and by “far” I mean she’ll probably be eliminated next week.

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