I Give It Two Weeks, TOPS!

October 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
As expected, Pamela Anderson's dumb brains married Rick Salomon in Las Vegas yesterday. This is her third wedding and his second. The pair made it legal at the Mirage Hotel in front of Pam's kids and family members.
 
Pam is currently playing "assistant" in Hans Klok's magic show. She married quickly in about 30 minutes between her shows. She wore white Valentino and Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas also attended.
 
A source close to Pam said, "They are head over heels in love. They are really close. They have a relationship already and they have the license. Rick is always with her. He's backstage when she does her show all the time." 
 
Pam's last marriage to Kid Rock lasted a whole 4 months. Rick was previously married to Shannen Doherty, but that crazy bat beat his ass or something like that.
 
Pam is one stupid broad! Rick Salomon is nothing but a sleazy leech! Trust me when I say that this one is going to end in absolute disasater! Sex tapes, accusations, shit flying…this isn't going to be pretty!
 
You don't marry a man that has had sex with Paris Hilton. That should be the #1 rule in choosing a husband! 
 
Source: People
 
 
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