The Zohar?!

October 6, 2007 / Posted by:
That girl was spotted shopping at Rite-Aid with JR Douchebag late last night. She was carrying around The Zohar which is known as a very important Kabbalah book. If the book of Madonna is going to save her ass then so be it. I'm pretty sure she isn't reading it though. She can't read! She probably likes the pictures in it and shit. 
Page Six is reporting that people around her are concerned about her funds. Homegirl is apparently going through money like water and they are afraid she won't be able to pay for all the counseling sessions the judge has ordered her to take. "People are very worried about Britney because she is running out of money. Her fragrance didn't do well. She has no cash flow coming in and she's spending money like water."
Running out of money?! I thought she was making almost $800k a damn month?! She's going through that many Frappucinnos?! Damn, doesn't girlfriend know she can make that crap at home using vanilla ice cream and Sanka?  
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