The Big Announcement Or Something

October 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Some source told The Sun that JLo will officially announce she's knocked up at her Madison Square Garden show tomorow night or Sunday night. On Wednesday night a wind machine revealed her pretty evident baby bump. Then she pulled her shirt down and told the audience that this year is "full of firsts." Maybe she meant this year is full of "fists" because you know Skeletor likes one up his bum. Ok, bad joke.
This baby will be 38-year-old JLo's first! It's rumored she's around 4-months knocked up with twins! 
I can't wait to hear what names these two messes will come up with. I really hope she names of them Conception. I've been waiting and waiting for a hot Latin celebritity to name their daughter that. That's like my favorite name of all-time.
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