Checked Out!
October 5, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Blohan's outta the tank! People Magazine confirms that Blo checked out of Cirque Lodge in Utah today. She's been there since August. Earlier this week Michael Lohan came to visit her and has been there ever since.
No word on where Blohan went.
Hopefully this time it will stick, but I won't be surprised if bitch gets popped for DUI by morning. Blo just stay away from the steering wheel! Oh and stay away from Brit Brit too! Follow those rules and you should be cool.
Hollyweird better shut down their streets, bars and crack houses just in case.
White Oprah will be giving a 10-hour speech by sundown on how proud she is of Lindsay and how Lindsay is the greatest human being that has ever lived! Trust this!
UPDATE – White Oprah's fat lips did speak! She told People: : "I'm proud of her. She's moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She really needed to heal." Blah Blah Blah Blah! Somebody put a dick in this woman's mouth already!
And Blohan will be back to work on her "tango movie" Dare to Love Me on October 15th in Los Angeles.
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