Your Afternoon Britney Recap

October 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Since posting two Brit Brit stories this morning there have been a slew of new gossip on this mess. Let's make this quick. The quicker we go, the less it will hurt:
Britney WILL NOT be going to rehab this weekend reports The Insider. Brit was rumored to be heading out to Eric Clapton's joint in Antigua this weekend. She probably found out they didn't have a Starbucks.
Brit's new video for "Gimme More" will premiere this Monday on MTV's TRL at 3:30pm reports People
Dr. Phil told Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM this moring that he wants to help BS. He said, "This is a girl who can turn this around, but she has to have someone look her in the eye and tell her the truth…I would be willing to sit down with her… Just the two of us in a room. No agents, no handlers, no cameras."  Eff Dr. Phil! She's Maury Povich material! 
TMZ reports that Commissioner Scott Gordon has laid down the rules which were basically the same as the last time. She gets monitored visitation rights, she must get drug and booze tested twice a week, she must get counseling once a week, she must take parenting classes once a week. The monitor has the right to cancel her visitation rights at any time. If she doesn't take a drug test it will count as a fail. They will all meet again October 26th.
Phew! I'm sure there's a million more stories, but that's all I can take for now. I feel dirty. I need a shower and then a Venti Frap.
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