I Doubt It

October 4, 2007 / Posted by:
The rumor that Brit will soon check into rehab just won't stop. For the past couple of days it's been rumored that she will check herself back into Eric Clapton's Crossroad Centre in Antigua to battle her addictions this Saturday. 
A friend told OK! Magazine , "Britney's team has been working closely with her attorneys to figure out a way to get the babies back from Kevin. She's surrendering herself to rehab for treatment of depression and alcohol so that there's no questioning if she is drinking or missing any future tests."
WHAT TEAM?! London, Frappuccino, Chester the Cheetah and Alli? 
The friend went on to say, "She will do whatever her legal team and those closest to her think is best if it means she gets Preston and Jayden back."
No she won't! Despite all her troubles, Britney's record label, Jive, said they will still release her album on November 13th. DUH! They are saving so much money on promoting it. They released this statement:
"When you have someone at this level of celebrity, they become like cartoons or soap-opera characters, and we forget that they're human beings.'

'People say that's the trade you make, that you have to give up your privacy or the ability to lead a normal life, but sometimes you make that bargain before you realize what it entails and it's too late."

Brit needs to check herself into rehab and stay there for at least a year. Just stay there and drink fraps all day long and speak to herself in that crazy language of hers. Talk to the frap! It's your friend. 

Oh and the doctors need to add "fame" to her list of addictions! That's the major one.

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