Boo Boo Is Hot, But Her Owner Is Hotter

October 4, 2007 / Posted by:
It seems like every week there's a new bitch that beats the world record for being the smallest dog. Well, this time it's Boo Boo from Raceland, KY. 1-year-old Boo Boo is now the smallest dog in the world based on height according to Guinness. She stands 6.5 inches tall. When she was born she weighed 1.5 ounces. Most dicks are bigger than her!
Fuck Boo Boo though, she looks like a slut anyway! Look at those eyes. She's sexing us up with those eyes of hers! I know Boo Boo's game! She puts on those slutty outfits and prances up and down the road stealing other bitch's men, because her ass is tighter and tinier! TRAMP!
Anyway, let's talk about her owner. This woman is AMAZING. Look at her! Can you say "failed Kentucky beauty queen turned Piggly Wiggly cashier." I LOVE HER!
Lana Elswick, Boo Boo's owner and my new idol, had this to say about her tiny bitch, "She has the attitude of a big dog she would let me know if anyone was around and she would try to guard me if she could."
Well, that's good. At least Boo Boo is a slut that sticks by other sluts. Boo Boo and Lana forever!
Click here to see the video courtesy of CNN!
Thanks Ashlee
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