Has Lou Blown You Yet?

October 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Lou Perlman created some of the biggest boy bands from the Backstreet Boys to Take 5 to N'Sync. He's also a pedo! Vanity Fair has done a tell-all on Lou speaking with men who worked with Lou when they were just young boys.
Steve Mooney worked as his assistant when he was a young man and said everyone would joke around asking each other "Have you let Lou blow you yet?"
Steve said that when he first met Lou he asked him what would it take to get into one of his boy groups. Steve said, "I'll never forget this as long as I live. He leaned back in his chair, in his white terry cloth robe and white underwear, and spread his legs. And then he said, and these were his exact words, 'You're a smart boy. Figure it out.' "
Nick Carter's mother, Jane, wouldn't get into specifics but said, "Certain things happened and it almost destroyed our family. I tried to warn everyone. I tried to warn all the mothers . . . I tried to expose him for what he was years ago."
Finally Rich Cronin of LFO said that Lou would take about this "ancient massage technique that if I massage you and we bond in a certain way, it will strengthen your aura."
Oh yeah I'm familiar with that technique. It's called the prostate tickler. You know when a dick goes into your butt and tickles the prostate. Yeah, it's an ancient massage technique.
Lou is currently in jail on bank fraud charges.
Yup, this isn't surprising. I mean Lou was hiding out in Indonesia for fucks sake and you know what that means. I watch Dateline!
Don't tell me Lou has gotten sucked off Timberlake?!!!! UGH!
I'd rather get an "ancient massage" from a turned on curling iron than let that tub of boiled lard put his grubby hands on me.
Source: Page Six
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