All About Alli

October 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Who in the world is there for our little Britney Spears? The one person that has been by her side mostly through all of this has been her cousin and former assistant, Alli Sims. You would think that Alli would want the best for BS. Nope! According to Fox News , sources say Alli wants to see BS crash and burn, so her pop career could take notice.
A source said, “She wants her own career as a singer. She’s very ambitious and going after it. They recently played her demos up a the label and everyone loved them.”
For a while there Alli Sims' official website had some bunk ass music on it. She sang a horrendous cover of "On My Own" from Les Miserables.
Alli is the Eve Harrington to Britney's Margot Channing! Well, except this Margot is out of shape, not very glamorous, farts a lot, has back fat and probably messes up her dresses with skid marks.
This make sense. Alli obviously looked the other way when Brit would take off in her car with the kids. She was probably giving KFed info the whole entire time. Alli is a mastermind!
Oh and one more piece of Brit news while we're on the subject. TMZ reports she still doesn't have a valid license in CA despite reports that she got one yesterday. Bitch probably failed her written test!!
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