UGH: Jury Doody

October 1, 2007 / Posted by:
GROSSSS! I have jury duty starting today! Yes, I must do my civic duty as a citizen of this country or something like that. Honestly, I'd rather get rimmed by Amy Wino than sit around with a bunch of people that would rather be getting rimmed by Amy Wino. So…I'm told they have internet there and I pray they do. If they don't, I won't be able to update until I get home from court or get home from jail. There's a slight chance I'll get arrested for either fondling the bailiff or losing my mind and causing a scene.
Oh and thanks to those who gave me some tips on how to get dismissed quickly. I'll remember to tell them that I don't trust the police, don't know the difference between right and wrong and that drugs are A-OK by me!
So hopefully I'll be able to post in a bit! If not I'll be updating later today. I'm sure I'll miss a bunch of hot shit, but I must do Doctor Sam proud! Brother Sam? Son of Sam? My Sister Sam? Uncle Sam!!!!!
I leave you with this extra creepy picture of JLo and Skeletor.
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