Heather Is Such A Lady

 

Heather lost Bret Michaels to Jes last night on "Crack Rock of Love" and she responded the only way I would've liked her to respond. She said, “I opened up my heart and he took advantage of it, and that’s an asshole for you. I let my guard down for once in my entire life and he took advantage of it. I don’t want anything that has to do with a fuckin’ liar phony fuckin’ piece of shit disrespectful asshole motherfucker. He’s, like America’s asshole right now for doing this to me.”

Heather responded about her outburst to the Vh1 blog, "It’s not that I’m trying to get over Bret, because the thing is we shared a unique, amazing, cool experience. Whether or not we’re in a relationship, he’s gonna have a special place in my heart and vice versa. We’ll always have that connection, but I’m sure our paths will cross soon. Hopefully we can work together and party together and have some fun together in the near future. But I know that I’m on his mind and he’s on my mind."

 

Oh Heather! I too am heartbroken you lost Bret. You'll always have the pole.

 

Heather said on her MySpace that producers edited it to make it look like she said she was willing to share Bret. She said, "I am soooo appalled by that — as if the stipper thing wasn't enough, (which I quit doing months ago) — or pretty much never showing one bad thing about Jess, I got ran through  the coals and heartbroken once again."

 

Blah, blah, blah….the only reason I watched was to see how high Heather could take her hair. She didn't disappoint. That hair looks like she was just fucked in a jacuzzi filled with Aquanet, during a hail storm while being electrocuted. Glamour!