September 30, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Tonight is the season finale of Crack Rock of Love on Vh1 at 9pm. I am praying that Heather, the 32-year-old stripper, wins this bitch and gets to see what's under Bret Michaels' bandana. I'm guessing it's a crab farm up in there. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure Heather isn't going to take this shit. That pink-haired Natalie Portman, Jes, is going to win. Boo, but they are probably already broken up.
Rich at the Celebreality blog did a picture timeline of Heather's hair. Seriously, the only reason I watch is to see how high Heather is going to take her hair. Week 4 was the greatest, but I'm told her finale hair tonight is epic.
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