So Natural
September 29, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Xtina! Pregnancy is really bringing out your natural glow. Your skin looks like the perfect shade of tangerine. Your eyes look like two blobs of coal on an orange snowman. Your lips are the perfect shade of period blood. You are truly a natural beauty.
Here's Xtina and her hunk of a husband at Magnolia in L.A. yesterday. Do you think they play "The Wizard of Oz" in bed? Jordy would make the perfect flying monkey. Seriously. It kind of makes me want to put on my Dorothy costume and take a broom…I'll stop.
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