My Book: Nipples

September 29, 2007 / Posted by:
Bai Ling showed up to Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills last night promoting her new book, NIPPLES using band-aids. That is going to be one long ass book, because her nipples are seriously long as hell. They go on for miles. Her nipples are like the Great Wall of China.  
And seriously if you're going to draw attention to your legs you might as well clean that shit up a bit. Pumice that crap. Shit looks bumpy. 
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