MUTE

September 29, 2007 / Posted by:
 
JLo and Skeletor opened their "El Concierto Del Messo" tour in Atlantic City, NJ last night. I can't even hear them and my ears are already bleeding. Concert organizers should find a way to put JLo on mute. I mean listening to her sing live should be strictly optional. Hopefully they had some mercy and made her ass lip-synch.  Well, not her ass, but her mouth. Her ass probably sings better than her. You know that thing can blow!
 
Oh and Cher called. She really wants her wardrobe back. She's going to auction it off next week.  
 

 

 
 

 
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