David Letterman IS SO HOT

Parasite Hilton was on David Letterman last night and he seriously grilled her ass. Paris once again switched from her deep voice to her baby voice, because bitch is insane. For most of the interview Dave kept asking her about jail and she finally said she didn’t want to talk about it anymore, because she’s moved on. Dave then basically tells her it’s the most interesting thing about her. At that point an audience member shouts “I Love You Paris!” and she blows a kiss to him. Without skipping a beat Dave responds with, “Did you meet him in prison?”

Paris then whines and does a stupid pout and tells David not to not make her regret coming on.

On Wednesday I posted about how Paris apparently burst into tears after the show (it taped on Tuesday). Her people told Dave’s people she will never do his show again.

Dave is fucking right. The most interesting thing about this skank is her whole jail saga. Nobody cares about her perfume, clothing line or stupid movie! Even when she talks about her new movie the audience starts laughing at her ass! This bitch needs to check herself and realize she’s a joke and always will be. She’s made a lot of money being the joke and there’s nothing wrong with that.

Dave forever!!!!

Thanks Emily