Who Needs Marriage?!
September 28, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
At last night's Macy's Passport AIDS event in Los Angeles, 75-year-old Elizabeth Taylor confirmed that she had a new hot piece in her life. Liz has been dating Hawaiin businessman, Jason Winters. Now I don't think he's a gold digger, because he bought Liz a house in Hawaii.
She said, "Jason Winters is one of the most wonderful men I've ever known and that's why I love him. He bought us the most beautiful house in Hawaii and we visit it as often as possible."
Some are speculating that Jason will become Liz's 9th husband!!! 9th!!!!
Don't marry him Liz. Actually, if he has more money than you I say get your ass down to Vegas right now. If not, just ride that shit every night, but don't make it legal.
Some men become different bitches the minute you put a ring on them. If you want a ring so bad Liz, get a cock ring. It'll probably keep him the same and most likely give you more pleasure in the long run.
Can you imagine Liz holding a cock ring? Sadly, I can.
Source: Daily Mail
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