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September 28, 2007 / Posted by:
Will Smith's son, Jaden Smith, co-starred with him in The Pursuit of Happyness and now he may be the next "Karate Kid." Sony is planning to remake the classic film which starred Ralph Macchio as a bullied boy who gets taught how to be a bad ass karate bitch by a martial arts master.
The main reason why Jaden Smith will be the new karate kid is because Will's production company is producing the remake.
Jaden is only 9-years-old. How the hell is the karate kid going to be 9?! I'll take "The Next Karate Kid" which starred Hilary Swank over this any day.
Actually, they should remake it with Zac Efron and call it "The Karate Queer." Now that's something I'd pay to see!  
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