September 28, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Here's the newest ad for Britney Spears' new fragrance "Believe." When the first ad debuted, they swore up and down that the picture is new and was not photoshopped for days. THEY LIE! They took Jamie Lynn's face and put it on Rebecca Romjin's body. That is not Britney Spears. Somebody should put those people through a lie detector test.
What does "Believe" smell like anyway? I'm guessing it's a mixture of Planter's Cheese Puffs (because they can't afford the good shit like Cheetos), backfat sweat, weave santorum, meth and just a pinch of carnation. She's classy like that.
Oh and Brit's song "Gimme More (meth juice)" is #1 on iTunes! Britaloonies need to pop open an ice cold Red bull and celebrate!
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