This Can’t Be Comfortable
September 27, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I don't have titties and I can tell you that this bra is not comfortable. It's squeezing her luscious breasts! That's breast abuse.
So, this scientist named Joanne Morgan invented this special new bra for women with large breasts. She calls it the Faveo Freedom Bra. I call it retarded.
She came up with the idea when she bought a backless dress and couldn't find a bra that went with it. She said, "I tried the dress on at home. I didn't want to take it back to the shop and so started to experiment with new ways to invent a bra. I had my Eureka moment after a couple of glasses of wine.
"I wanted to test it straight away so I cut up lots of pieces of clothing to create a prototype. I worked well into the night, but realized pretty quickly that even my own crude attempt was a comfortable and supportive backless, strapless bra."
The bra will set you back $50 and unfortunately it's only available in the UK and Australia. You big tittied American women are out of luck. Actually, just make one using duct tape and Elmer's glue. It will probably be more comfortable.
Again I don't have large breasts, so maybe this Joanne character is on to something! You tell me.
Thanks Nina
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