The Itch

September 27, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Pink was overheard telling her friends that her marriage to Carey Hart may be over. UsWeekly reports that Pink told her girlfriends, "I'M SICK OF THE DICK. BRING ON THE CLIT!" No….she said, “We’re just not getting along anymore. We each need our space. We need our distance. It’s not like it was when we first started."
 
A friend of Carey's confirms this by saying the couple are getting divorced. This source said, "Carey is tired of her always accusing him of cheating, and he’s fed up with the constant arguing. He says he cannot deal with her anymore. It’s his decision to put an end to this. They are 100 percent getting a divorce.
 
Pink's spokeswhore said it ain't true.  
 
I never trusted Pink's relationship to Carey. She has clit-sucking lips and you can't tell me otherwise. That tongue was made to lift, separate and tickle.  
 
I shouldn't be saying this though. Pink scares me. I just know she's a member of one of those scary, lesbian gangs Bill O'Reilly was talking about.
 
 
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